xenosagaepisodeone:

beaky-peartree:

the only DB Cooper theories i accept:

• he died cuz he was an idiot who jumped out of a fucking plane during a rain storm in the middle of the night
• it’s tommy wiseau

• there’s no proof he hit the ground so he could still fall on us at any time
  

(via bisexual-khaleesi)

muscleluvr2:

all this meat and you had to jack my swag

(via shadyhouse)

prideprejudce:

me to my cat: pleas stpo pushn every goddamnd thing off my desk im beggin pleas

my cat:

(via tsukishimaisbae)

friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

i love old ladies

i’m at the bus stop and these two very old ladies suddenly recognize each other and very sincerely one goes “holy shit you’re still alive!!” and the other says “i’m gonna outlive my husband if it kills me”

(via tsukishimaisbae)

elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

sometimes i forget i have clownfish and then im like

oh fuck

i have clownfish

OH FUCK I HAVE CLOWNFISH

(via goopy-amethyst)

cloysterbell:

cloysterbell:

Amestris is an absolutely wild place. They have 1950s cars and a stratocracy and name their kids shit like Hoenheim and Alphonse, but then you’ve got crazy magic science nonsense and Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. Winry can make a metal arm that is connected directly to Ed’s nerves and somehow transcends everything we know about biotech, but they still ride horses and rely on WWII era means of communication. What…. what’s going on here

(via coffeeandcastiel)